Provincial NDP leader Carole James is being used for an automated voice message to Burnaby area voters encouraging them to contact their local NDP campaigns in the important upcoming federal election.
Really bland. Needs more creativity. The NDP never seems to come up with anything new.
They need something creative like this one, for Peter Julian...
[beep]
"Greetings, friends. Do you wish to keep a happy MP like me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to MP Dude, 6360 Kingsway Burnaby. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away."
Now if Peter gets into trouble, then he can use this script:
[beep]
Hello, this is Peter Julian aka MP Dude! The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to : Sorry MP Dude, 6360 Kingsway, Burnaby. You haave the power!
For Bill Siskay..
[beep]
"Greetings, friends. Do you wish to keep a happy MP like me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to MP Dude,3847 Hastings Street Burnaby Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away."
Now if Bill gets into trouble, then he can use this script as could Peter..
[beep]
Hello, this is Bill Siskay aka MP Dude! The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to : Sorry MP Dude, 3847 Hastings Street Burnaby . You haave the power!
Siskay has helped quite a few constituents in Douglas to get a government related problem.
Billy Boy? He's helped himself to get a political appointment in government.
So Siskay participating in politics has helped the constituents.
Billy Boy participating in politics has helped himself.
Certainly we don't need another lying politican, that's true.
So why would Canadians vote for the federal Liberals? They have been shown to have lying down to a science. Just like they have political patronage down to a science.
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Automatic voice messaging........
Is that like spam telemarketing?
I thought the NDP were beyond that.
Really bland. Needs more creativity. The NDP never seems to come up with anything new.
They need something creative like this one, for Peter Julian...
[beep]
"Greetings, friends. Do you wish to keep a happy MP like me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to MP Dude, 6360 Kingsway
Burnaby. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away."
Now if Peter gets into trouble, then he can use this script:
[beep]
Hello, this is Peter Julian aka MP Dude! The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to : Sorry MP Dude, 6360 Kingsway, Burnaby. You haave the power!
For Bill Siskay..
[beep]
"Greetings, friends. Do you wish to keep a happy MP like me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to MP Dude,3847 Hastings Street Burnaby Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away."
Now if Bill gets into trouble, then he can use this script as could Peter..
[beep]
Hello, this is Bill Siskay aka MP Dude! The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to : Sorry MP Dude, 3847 Hastings Street Burnaby . You haave the power!
Wow...Simpsons quotes. How original.
Siksay's mantra would continue to be "I worked for Svend Robinson"
Billy Boy's mantra is "Look at me! I'm a friend of the Prime Minsiter! he got me a political appointment that pays very well!"
and GD's could be "my mommy runs my campaign"
and Bill Siskay saying "I've worked hard to assist the voters of Burnaby Douglas."
Go for Siskay.
Siksay worked hard........ Give me a break. We dont need another lying politician.
Who says Siskay has lied?
Siskay has helped quite a few constituents in Douglas to get
a government related problem.
Billy Boy? He's helped himself to
get a political appointment in government.
So Siskay participating in politics has helped the constituents.
Billy Boy participating in politics has helped himself.
Certainly we don't need another lying politican, that's true.
So why would Canadians vote for
the federal Liberals? They have been shown to have lying down to a science. Just like they have political patronage down to a science.
Go for Siskay.
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